Things I learned… Dance Right Edition

KG was out in full force at my DJ gig in LA last night. Great crowd that came through and this is pretty much how KG woke up. Here’s what he learned at Dance Right…

1. Being unemployed gives me the freedom to go to LA and see my homie,Franchise, get on the 1’s and 2’s. Thank you shitty job!

2. Do not be fooled by the taco shop sign in the front of La Cita… it is not a taco shop.

3. I forgot how much I hate LA traffic and the one way streets. When in doubt, drive in circles.

4.
Apparently in LA, people prefer to look good rather than smell good.
Pretty sure I almost hurled a couple times from the stench of hipster girl B.O.

5. It is ok to drop bows when dancin so that you can stay by the air conditioning,

6. After party at the Angelino - When playing guitar hero, always use the wami bar… it saves lives!

7. Pretty sure i woke up still drunk… are you impressed with my typin
while semi intoxicated… i know i am. FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT.

8. I need GPS in order to not take the scenic route to the hotel that is 10 minutes away… i hate getting lost.

9. You know you are a good dj when people are dry humping to your set. More than
once! Ask your co-workers Franchise.. no it was not me. lol