What I learned…Work Bathrooms

KG takes us to a place that is too close to our hearts..the work bathroom.

Things learned about work bathrooms

1. When you work in a building with a lot of people… well, that’s a lot of digestive tracks in one place.
2. I don’t know what the hell people at work eat but when i walk in to the bathroom, makes your ish smell/explode like a volcano? It smells like ass cheeks soaked in milk and vinegar! (c) J. Figueroa
3. Its really gross when you see people go to the bathroom and not wash their hands…peter. (Note to self: DON’T give daps or high fives at work.)
4. Question: How do you get pee splatter half way up the side guard? Do you hold your breath then let it all out fast and have it hit the urinal cake?… That’s bound to get on you..sprinkle spots.
5. As much as the cleaning crew smiles at you, they think you are all dirty birds that trash the bathroom.
6. Its crazy when you walk in and it looks like Motley Crue had an orgy, made a toilet-paper slip-n-slide, then put a trigger-sprinkler on their asses.
7. Surgeon General Warning: Wear a mask when going in to the men’s bathroom after Ben the Shapes and Orbs Guy goes in after 1pm.
8. You should be weary if the same person always follows you in to the bathroom… that might be the paranoia in me but, hey, better to be ninja like than not.