“You’re a Little too Dork To Be A Storm Tropper?”

Marc Ecko is a genius*. This is hoodie would go on my Christmas list if I didn’t hate Marc for screwing with Barry Bonds. Whatever.
This hoodie would be awesome for the occasional gaming, or the annual Star Wars marathon that seems to go down every winter at my brothers house.

SURGEON GENERAL’s WARNING: Do not you purchase this item if you are a virgin. Such items are known to cause prolonged virginity in men ages 13-40, and in some cases even cause permanent celibacy.

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