Myspace Bloggery

Although Myspace is old and Facebook is jumping the shark, I do go to a few people’s blogs on Myspace.  Pam from the Office is one and Questo is the other.  After the jump is there  recent postings.  Rainn Wilson jumps onto Pam’s blog and Questo breaks down sneakerheads.

UPDATE: FreeJennaNow.com is pretty cool.

Rainn Wilson writes:

Hey there Jenna’s MySpacers!

My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.

To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new movie, ‘The Rocker’, which opens August 20th.

As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.

I’ve also recently discovered that August 20th is truly a special and historic day. Estonia achieved it’s independence! Sting got married to Trudy Skyler! What better way to celebrate the magic of Sting and Estonia than by seeing what is perhaps the greatest film ever made (about a heavy metal drummer).

Many of you have perhaps seen posters of me in my leopard briefs, or the trailers in which my balls get racked by a power strip. And, although the film WILL be adored by legions of teen-aged male Dwight fans, it will also be loved by the whole GD family, including Amish cousins.

It truly is a fun and lovely coming-of-age, rock n’roll comedy and good reviews are coming in, including two thumbs up from Ebert and Roeper and also from my son, Walter (who has three of them).

Also, if you’re a fan of:

Will Arnett, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Jane Lynch, Emma Stone, Jeff Garlin, Demitri Martin, Fred Armisen, Bradley Cooper, Pope Benedick III, WINGS (the show and/or the back-up band), coral reefs, soup, Former Mayor Ed Koch, the guy who played Norm on Cheers, baby Suri, dairy, Coldplay, Animal Planet or the letter “Q”…

YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE!

So… Please spend your 10.50$ American on THE ROCKER, get yourself a popcorn and a Mountain Dew, bring 1800 of your closest friends so that 1) Jenna gets a smoothie and 2) They let me be in another movie someday.

That is all.

Rainn Dietrich Wilson

Questlove writes:

definition of a sneakerhead?

4 types.

and only one i effs with.

1. the privileged prince/ss

these are multimillion dollar kids who get shit for free. and they never seem to know the true value of a good kick. i saw one rich kid rocking a limited pair of alife kicks like they were copped at foot locker. one dude i know at least has the sense to get 3 to 4 kicks on ice. i mean they cool and all but who respects a cat that PAYS to get into a fraternity?

(they cop about 10-20 FREE pairs of rare kicks. Cut the line in front of everyone else)

2. the window shopper

these cats be on some snark/hate shit. the ones who can’t get on the highway with they bicycle, tryna talk a good game. you can find these cats snarking online. they are also what i call “4.0 cats”….asking me what is the difference tween a 4.0 and a 4.6.
beat it cocksucker this is a grown man’s sport. they also leave sweatshop holier than thou messages on boards to cover their anti kick game. im certain the very computer you purchased was sweatshop material too sporty. FOH.

(5 sneakers a year)

3. Lightweights.

they might jump in the pool a lil bit. maybe 2-3 kicks a month. but they play it safe. will only get a banger if everyone else thumbs it up. lemme state right now that NO shoe is a bad shoe. you just gotta know how to rock it and apply flavor to it.

4. SNEAKERHEAD.

these are cats that get up MAD early for some rare shit.
these are cats that pay for at least HALF of their rare collection (dont get it twisted…i cut the line like the prince kids…but damn if my hottest jawns come courtesy of my pockets and not me calling NIKE every 3 seconds) they are bold ass cats. they make their shoe a conversation piece. there is NO such thing as an ugly shoe to these cats. shit is about how much flavor you got. cats that know what time it is.

MY kinda cats! REAL SNEAKERHEADS.

if you fall into the number 4 slot then i got some news for you.

all week i’ll be promoting my new (h)AIR ?uest 1

those in attendance will get an opportunity to get a “golden ticket”

(what is that you ask?)

go to my official blog for location and info!

http://blogs.okayplayer.com/questlove/