The Best Crappiest movies EVER

Deriving from late nights and multiple beers you can call it “The 10 Best Worst Movies List” or “The 10 Movies You Can’t Help But Watch” either way here’s my list of the top 10 flicks you know suck but can’t help enjoy.

10. Independence Day
The perfect example of a movie that made all the wrong decisions. Its sad when the aliens are better actors that the leading man, yes I mean Will Smith.

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9. Bloodsport
The best dam Van Damme movie ever. You decide what that means.

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8. Face/Off
2 crappy actors face off in a battle of over-the-top action and over-the-top acting. Castor Troy is forever.

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7. Last Boy Scout
Even more perfect combo of the shitty actors plus some Halle Berry… before she got ugly. Yeah I said it.

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6. Rush Hour
Funny but retarded, so retard.

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5. Red Dawn
There’s a general rule that Patrick Swayze=crap but even with this major flaw Red Dawn is still bad ass. AVENGE ME!!!

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4. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Sad but true. Every time I watch it I think its going to get better… It doesn’t.

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3. Big Trouble in Little China
If it wasn’t so bad it wouldn’t be so good. Plus, I think I found Danny’s next Tattoo… Click here

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2. Little Nicky
I think the devil makes me watch it… and I like it.

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1. Armageddon
Basically any Micheal Bay film falls into the Number one slot. Wait, except for Pearl Harbor, that movie sucks.

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And here are some honorable mentions:
Tango and Cash
Lionheart
Enemy of the State
Deep Blue Sea
Starship Troopers
Johnny Mnemonic
Varisty Blues
Resident Evil
Deep Impact
Total Recall
Remember the Titans
Howard the Duck
Underworld: Evolution
House
Predator 2
Ricochet
Minority Report

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